Write an Autopilot Poem

Every Tuesday night I tell myself:
tomorrow is Wednesday.
This Baby Comes to the Dog Park Too Often

Some of what makes a funny poem is the meter. This one is bouncy—it has predictable rhythm and rhyme.
Every Tuesday night I tell myself:
tomorrow is Wednesday.
Some of what makes a funny poem is the meter. This one is bouncy—it has predictable rhythm and rhyme.