Passover at the Dog Park

Stand on your head and write a poem for Passover or Easter or Spring. Be unpredictable—come at this topic from a completely different angle.
Dog Tree Apostrophe

An apostrophe poem is one in which the poet talks to an inanimate object.
This Baby Comes to the Dog Park Too Often

Some of what makes a funny poem is the meter. This one is bouncy—it has predictable rhythm and rhyme.